I love myself 我爱我自己

I took myself out on a date

and said I‘m looking grand,

and when I got my courage up

I asked to hold my hand.

I took me to a restaurant

and then a movie show.

I put my arm around me

in the most secluded row.

I whispered sweetly in my ear

of happiness and bliss,

and then I almost slapped me

when I tried to steal a kiss.

Then afterwards I walked me home

and since I‘m so polite

I thanked me for a perfect date

and wished myself goodnight.

There‘s just one little problem

and it kind of hurts my pride.

Myself would not invite me in

so now I‘m locked outside!

翻译：

带上自己去约会，

还说我很期待当

我鼓起勇气，

我要牵起自己的手。

我带自己走进一个饭店，

然后是看电影

我用自己的胳膊搂着自己。

在最隐蔽处排着队。

我在自己的耳边喃喃自语，

带着快乐与幸福，

我几乎要打自己，

当我试图窃取一个吻。

之后，我便回家了。

因为我非常有礼貌，

我感谢自己给了一个完美的日子，

希望我自己晚安。

这仅仅只是一个小问题，

它伤害了我的自大，

我自己不会邀请我进来，

所以我现在被锁在了外面！