英文翻译三字经 中国文化就这样给糟蹋了

At the begining of life.

Sex is good.

Basically,all the sex are same.

But it depends on how the way you do it.

If you do not practise all the time.

Sex will leave you..

The way of learning it

is very important to make love with only one person.

Once a great mother, Mrs Meng

chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

Your Dick will become useless.

Dou, the Famous

owned a very effective exciting medicine

All his five son took it

 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

 If your children don”t know how to do it,

It is all your fault.

 If they had lots of problems with it,

If you don”t study hard,

their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

You may refuse to study this

but that is a real mistake

If you don”t learn it in childhood,

 you will lose your ability when aged

If you don”t exercise your dick,

It won”t become hard and strong.

If you don”t learn sex,

 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

附:被翻译段三字经

人之初

性本善

性相近 

习相远 

苟不教

性乃迁

教之道

贵以专

昔孟母

择邻处

子不学

断机杼

窦燕山

有义方

教五子

名俱扬

养不教

父之过

教不严

师之惰

子不学 :

非所宜

幼不学

老何为

玉不琢

不成器

人不学

不知义 :

(结果全篇下来,我发现三字经讲的是这么一个事儿:生命之初,性可是件美事儿,基本上都是大同小异。但玩的花样不同。如果你不多加练习,‘性‘事就会离你远去。而要学那事儿的花样,很重要的一点就是伴侣最好是同一个人。以前,一个伟大的老妈—孟夫人,几次搬迁都是因为担心邻居性生活混乱给自己的儿子造成不良影响。
如果不努力学习,你的小JJ早晚是要废了的。窦,十分有名,拥有一种非常有效的奋兴剂。他五个男娃儿全嗑过了,他们的性能力是众所周知的牛啊。如果你的孩子们不懂怎么做,那全是你的错。如果他们在这(性)方面老出现问题,肯定是他们的老师太懒而不肯告诉他们性生活的细节。你如果不肯学习(性知识),那可真是个大大的失误。(因为)性知识不从娃娃抓起,你成年以后是要变成性无能的呀。你如果不常常煅练你的小JJ,它就没法更强更大。(总之,)你不学会这事儿,你丫是无法体会那种妙不可言的感觉的。)

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