Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven‘t even touched your tooth yet.
Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot!
翻译：
牙医：请不要再叫了，我都还没有碰到你的牙齿啊！
病人：但是，亲，你可知道，你踩到我脚了！！！
In the side of the bank, there is a crossroads, is the only way that I go home every day.
One evening, I drove the car with the three-year-old daughter home, came to the embankment, from afar, I saw a few traffic lights are out, the crossroads were in bad …
each traffic light red, yellow, green light , all the bright backdrop in a sunset, is truly beautiful. I quickly called my daughter to enjoy this rare beauty: “Honey, see, is it not very pretty in front of all the traffic lights lamp light?”
Daughter look and said: “Wow! Is nice! Who are they repaired them?”
翻译：
在堤岸边有个十字路口，是我每天回家的必经之路。
一天黄昏，我开车车载着三岁的女儿回家，来到堤岸，从远处看去，只见十字路口的几只红绿灯都出了故障……
每只红绿灯的红﹑黄﹑绿灯都全部亮起，在晚霞衬托下，煞是好看。我赶紧叫我的女儿欣赏这难得一见的美景：“女儿你看，前面所有红绿灯的每盏灯都亮了，是不是很漂亮?”
女儿看后说道：“哇!好漂亮啊!是谁把他们修好的?”
5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something.
Father: “I’m so tired, if you praise me twice, I’ll Be fresh.”
Daughter: “Lao Zheng!”
Dad: “hey!”
Daughter: “your chick looks really nice ah ……”
翻译：
5岁的女儿让老爸帮她做某事。
老爸：“爸爸很累啦，你夸我两句吧，你夸我两句我就又有劲了。”
女儿：“老郑!”
老爸：“哎!”
女儿：“你家妞妞长得可真漂亮啊……”
