1.Friend for Dinner
Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.
What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!
I know all that.
Then why did you invite a friend for supper?
Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.
翻译：
请朋友吃饭
“亲爱的，”丈夫对妻子说：“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。”
“什么？你疯了吗？我们的房子乱糟糟的，我很久没有买过东西回来了，所有的碗碟都是脏的，还有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚饭。”
“这些我全都知道。”
“那你为什么还要邀请朋友回来吃晚饭？”
“因为那个可怜的笨蛋正考虑要结婚呢。”
2.A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,”Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. “
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,”It’s impossible –you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!
Then the boy opened his mouth –he had not a tooth left!
小男孩儿看完牙医，面带微笑地回到家：“嘿，妈妈，牙医说，我一颗蛀牙也没有。”
妈妈惊讶地瞪大眼睛：“不可能——你每回上床睡觉前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完，而且从来不刷牙！”
这时，男孩儿张开了嘴巴——他的牙全被拔光了。?
3.I Could Do It Slower
Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?
Dentist: Fifty dollars.
Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes‘ work?
Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.
翻译：
我可以干得慢一些
病人：拔一颗牙收费多少？
牙医：50美元。
病人：只几分钟的活儿就要50美元？
牙医：好的，如果你喜欢的话，我可以干得慢一些。
