Who is Stupid 谁愚蠢

1.Who is Stupid
A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks you‘re stupid, stand up!”
Little Johnny then stood up.
The teacher said, “Do you think you‘re stupid, Johnny?”
“No, ma‘am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”

翻译：
谁愚蠢
一个老师在对学生们讲心理学，“谁认为自己蠢就站起来？”她一开始就说。
小约翰尼站了起来。
“你认为你很蠢吗，小约翰尼？”老师问。
“不是的，老师，我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着。”
 
 
2.More Intelligent in Dreams
When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. “I remember solving the problem in my dream last night, but for the time being I‘ve forgotten it . What can that mean?”
“It means that you are more intelligent in dreams than when you are awake,”  the teacher explained.
翻译：
梦中更聪明
一名学生在班上没有做出老师的教学题，他感到很遗憾，对老师解释说：“我记得昨天夜里做梦对这道题解对了，但现在一时想不起来了。这说明什么？”
“这说明你做梦的时候比你醒着的时候更聪明”。老师解释说。
 
3.I Caught Every Step

Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawled on the floor.
Did you miss a step? asked his dad.
No, I caught every blessed one! came the bitter answered.
翻译：
我一级也没漏
布朗先生在看晚报，忽然传来一阵什么东西从楼上摔下来的响声。他跳了起来，跑到厅里，发现自己上了学的儿子四角朝天地躺在地上。
你是不是踩漏了一级台阶？爸爸问。
不，我每一级都撞上了，一级也没有漏掉！儿子痛苦地回答。

4.Like father, like son
Son: Papa, what‘s the meaning of ” Like father, like son”?
Father: Bastard. What another scandalous thing have you done in the school?
翻译：
有其父必有其子
儿子：爸爸，“有其父必有其子”是什么意思呀？
父亲：狗崽子，你在学校又干什么见不得人的事啦？