How to Become Rich
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don‘t give me a nickel I‘ll tell my father.
Sister‘s boyfriend: No, don‘t do that. Here‘s a nickel.
Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I‘ve made this month.
翻译：
如何致富
弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。
姐姐的男朋友：不要那样做。给你五分钱。
弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。
A Small Boy and a Donkey
A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad（少年，小伙子） . What are you holding onto
your brother so tight for, sonny? asked one of them.
So he won‘t join the army, the youngster replied without blinking an eye.
翻译：
小男孩与驴子
一个小男孩牵着头驴子穿过部队营房。两名士兵想跟小家伙开个玩笑：小孩，你把你哥哥牵得这么紧干什么？
这样，他就不会去参军了。小家伙眼都不眨地回答道。
Does the dog know the proverb, too
The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog.
“It‘s all right,” said a gentleman, “don‘t be afraid. Don‘t you know the proverb: Barking dogs don‘t bite?”
“Ah, yes,” answered the little girl. “I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?”
翻译：
狗也知道这个谚语吗？
一个小女孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。
“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”
“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？”
