1.Did your father help you with your homework
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
翻译:
你父亲有没有帮着你做作业
老师:你父亲有没有帮着你做作业?
学生:没有,他是独立完成的。
2.How can you tell a hawk has good eyesight?
Teacher: How can you tell a hawk has good eyesight?
Student: Because I have never seen a hawk wearing spectacles.
翻译:
为什么说鹰的视力很好?
老师:为什么说鹰的视力很好?
学生:因为我从没见过哪只鹰戴眼镜。
3. Why are you late for school today?
Teacher: Tom and John! Why are you late for school today?
Tom: Madam, I lost a one-dollar coin and was searching for it.
Teachear: John, what about you?
John: Madam, I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.
翻译:
你俩今天为什么迟到了
老师:汤姆!约翰!你俩今天为什么迟到了!
汤姆:老师,我一直在找我丢失的一美元硬币。
老师:那么你呢,约翰?
约翰:老师,我不能动啊,我把他的硬币藏脚底下了。
4.Where does God live?
Teacher: Where does God live?
Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, “God, are you still in there?”
翻译:
上帝住哪儿?
老师:上帝住哪儿?
学生:我想他应该住我家浴室。
老师:为什么这么说?
学生:因为每天早上我爸都猛敲浴室的大门喊:“上帝啊,你怎么还在里面?”