１. Son:”Why are the hen‘s legs so short?”
Dad:”You are a fool. If the hen‘s legs were too long, wouldn‘t they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?”
翻译：
儿子：“为什么母鸡的腿那么短？”
父亲：“你真笨。如果母鸡的腿很长，它们下蛋时，鸡蛋不就都摔破了吗？”
２. Two boys are talking with each other.
“You see, in the old times there were no electricity, no radios, no televisions. How could our ancestors survive?”
“So they all died.”
翻译：
两个孩子正在交谈。
“你想，古代没有电，没有收音机，也没有电视。我们的祖先怎么能活着呢？”
“所以他们都死了。” （英语笑话 www.lyy5.com ）
４. Jenny‘s papa bought her a pair of new trousers, but it couldn‘t be worn as it shrank in the wash. Her mother got angry.
But Jenny said. “Mama, I can wear it if you have me a bath.”
翻译：
詹妮的爸爸给她新买了一条裤子，但刚一下水就缩得不能穿了。她的妈妈非常生气。
詹妮却说：“妈妈，你给我洗个澡，我就能穿了。”
４. The couple next door gave birth to a black boy.
Little Henry told his mother close by, “It must be why the couple smoke. They not only blacken themselves but also the baby.”
翻译：
隔壁的夫妇生了一个黑人小孩。
小亨利就在旁边对他的妈妈说：“一定是他们夫妇抽烟的原因。他们不仅熏黑了自己，还熏黑了宝宝。”
５. A boy followed his father to enter the garage with the cars fully parked.
He said to his father, “Papa, it must be an auto kindergarten here?”
翻译：
男孩跟着父亲走进停满小轿车的车库。
他对父亲说：“爸爸，这里一定是汽车幼儿园吧？”
