1.Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had punished you. What do you want to say?
Student: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!
老师：这已经是我本周第五次罚你了。想说点什么？
学生：还好礼拜六礼拜天不上课啊老师！
2.Teacher: Jimmy, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother‘s. Did you copy his?
Jimmy: No, teacher, it‘s the same dog!
翻译：
老师：吉米，你那篇关于“我的小狗”的文章和你哥哥写的一模一样。你是不是抄你哥的？
吉米：老师，我没抄袭。文章一样是因为我们写的是同一条狗啊！
3.Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don‘t know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
翻译：
老师：西印度群岛有哪些产物？
学生：我不晓得。
老师：怎么会不知道，你每天吃的糖哪儿来的？
学生：邻居家借的。
4.Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn‘t you?
Student: Not very much!
*这则就不翻译啦，翻译出来的话说不通。miss既有“错过”的意思，也有“想念”的意思。老师问的是“你昨天没来学校不是吗？”，而学生理解成了“你昨天很想念学校不是吗？”，因此回答“不太想！”
