When Tom was lining up at the check-out of a supermarket,a big fat guy behind me looked at my handcart and said:” You are buying so many edibles.”
Tom: “Yeah,and you‘re buying many ,too.”
The fatty said:” I can‘t help eating everyday!”
Tom: ” You can‘t eat like that, you‘ll be unable to marry a wife if you get fatter.”
The fatty was quiet for a moment and then said:” I am a female!”
汤姆在超市排队结账时，后面一个大胖子盯着他的手推车说：“买这么多吃的呀。”
汤姆：“是啊，你买的也不少。”
胖子说：“每天忍不住吃。”
汤姆：“你不能这么吃，再胖下去你就娶不到老婆了。”
胖子沉默了一会说：“我就是个女的。（英语笑话带翻译 www.lyy5.com）”
When checking the salary,a man found that he‘s paid 1 yuan less,so he went to the accountant angrily.
The accountant told him : ” Why you weren‘t angry last month when I paid you 1 yuan more? “
He said: ” I can totally make allowance for an occassionally fault. But i can‘t stand a second one.
一名男子查看工资时发现少了一元钱，他勃然大怒找到会计。
会计对他说：“上一个月发工资时我多给你一元钱你怎么不恼火”？
他说：“偶尔一次失误我完全可以谅解！但我不能容忍第二次失误！”
Several People were in the locker room,a phone rang for a long time,then a man pressed the handfree key.
Woman:Darling,are you in the club? The man: Yes.
Woman: I saw a BMW car which is less than 2 million. Man: Buy it.
Woman: And the drwelling house we saw last time was open,60 thousand per square meter. Man: Buy one.
Woman: I love you very much. Man: Ditto.
Other men were admired and resentful.
Then the man hung up and asked: whose phone is this ?
几个人在更衣室，一手机响很久，一男人按了免提键。
女：亲爱的你在俱乐部吗？男:在。
女：我看到一辆宝马才不到两百万。男人：买。
女：还有我们上次看的那个楼盘开盘了，6万一平。男：买。
女：好爱你。男：也爱你。
别的男的都又敬又恨。
接着男人挂了电话，问：这是谁的手机？
