1.Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was ...

Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water? Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad. Father: What‘s that got to do with it? Jack: I forgot to wash the apple. 父亲：Jack，你为什么喝...

When I was young I didn‘t like going to weddings. My grandmother would tell me, 'You‘re next.' However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at f...

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man see...

One time Mark Twain went to lodge at a hotel at some place,he was told beforehand that the mosquito there were very fierce. When he was registering the room,a mosquito flied over j...

In the battlefield,a wounded solider who‘s being opreated on suddenly woke up.He took a look at the doctor and asked  with puzzle:'Why you are dealing my legs with knifes and...

  1.Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had punished you. What do you want to say? Student: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir! 老师：这已经是...

1.Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? Glen: Well, I‘m a lot closer to the ground than you are.   翻译： 老师：格林，为什么你总那么脏呢？ 格林：我离地比你近啊……...

1.Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'?   Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L Teacher: No, that‘s wrong. Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   翻译...

1. Two sisters were looking at a book of religious pictures and came across a painting of the Virgin and the baby Jesus. 'See there,' said the older sister, 'that‘s Jesus, and th...