When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. 'I remember solving the problem in my dream last night, but for the time being I‘ve...

  1.Give up your seat to a lady   Little Johnny says 'Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' 'You‘ve done the righ...

Back Up Two Miles   A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either...

'Flowers need water,' said the teacher. 'Water your flowers every day, or they‘ll die.'   One morning Mother saw Marry out in the garden and asked, 'What are you doing there,...

Give a  wrong hospitality   At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned ...

The Cemetery Shortcut Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery the...

Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for h...

1、The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and one woman. For the final te...

1.Half or Five Tenths? Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I‘d much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Geral...

  1.MOSES adn JESUS   A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice 'JESUS is watching you'. He looks around with...