1. Two hearts beating Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor who ope...

1.Now We Run A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small ...

   1.A dollar per point A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was ov...

'Why is it that three of our four children have black hair but little Jim is a blond? Whose child is Jim?' 'I can‘t tell you the truth,' said his wife after a long pause. 'it wou...

1.Knife and Drum 刀和鼓  Ma: Pa, I don‘t think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas. Pa: Why not? Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew w...

1.Sharing the Apples Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said. So Harry gave the small one to his little sister a...

  1.Wheres the father?  Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. 'Look,' said the elder brother. 'How nice these paintings are!' 'Yes,' said the younger, '...

1.The smart Old Lady An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:‘ How much this stuff?‘ ‘Seven dollars, Madam, it ...

1.To be on the Safe Side In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer（门厅，大厅） . A few minut...

1.A Present Kate: Mom, do you know what I‘m going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice teapot. Mom: But I‘ve got a nice teapot. Kate: No, you haven...