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Friend for Dinner 请朋友吃饭
1.Friend for Dinner Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper. What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are di...
Who helps who 谁帮谁
Jimmy: Hey, Amy, aren‘t you coming out to play? Amy: No, I have to stay in and help my father with my homework. 翻译: 基米:嘿,艾米,你不出来玩吗? 艾米:不了,...
Ill See to the Rest 其余的事由我负责
1. I‘ll See to the Rest A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to anoth...
I can not see it at all 我根本就看不见
After supper, the parents were busy playing Mar-Jang with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, 'Honey, go see if the ...
You Are Too Late 你太晚了
1.You Are Too Late On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket‘s hand thrust into his pocket. 'sorry,' he said to the pickpocket, 'you are too late. My wife did it be...
That‘s in the phone book too 也在电话本上呢
Boy: 'I‘d like to call you. What‘s your number?' girl: 'It‘s in the phone book.' Boy: 'But I don‘t know your name.' girl: 'That‘s in the phone book too.' 翻译: 男:我想给你...
The Looney Bin 疯人院
1.The Looney Bin Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院)one inmate shouted, 'I am Napoleon!”Another one said, 'How do you know?' The first inmate said, 'God told me!' ...
bargain 讨价还价
An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:‘ How much this stuff?‘ ‘Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.‘ The...
搞笑英语句子,看高手的残暴翻译
★If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. 上帝瞅着咱们呢,大伙好歹喜感点吧! ★Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Who is this man 这个男人是谁
Charles came home at four in the morning and found his wife lying awake in the bed.' Where you until this hour of the morning?' She screamed. Ignoring what she asked, Charles aske...