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Saving money 存钱
Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money. Wife: And now? Husband: Now I‘m thinking About how much I could have saved if I hadn‘t married you. ...
Do You Know My Work 你知道我是干嘛的吗
1.Do You Know My Work One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire. Be...
Its Always Me 总是我
A father said to his sons: 'Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie.Who is going to eat it?' The oldest son replied: 'Father, I‘ll eat it all!' The father t...
He Swore to Die 他曾发誓要死
1.He Swore to Die If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die. She refused him. Sixty years later, he died. 翻译： 他曾发誓要死 如果你不答应嫁给我，他发誓，我就要去死...
Is this a Promise or Threat 是许诺还是威胁
'My friend, I say I had some trouble.' A man said to his friend,' yesterday I had words with my wife. After that she punched the door and rushed out angrily with the word that she ...
Midway Tactics 中间战术
1.Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining（毗连的） shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem（故意的伤害罪，蓄意的破坏） to ensue. The retailer on th...
whose plate it is 谁的盘子
Guest: 'Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?' Hotel Host: 'I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.' 翻译； 客人：“...
One real man 一个真正的男子汉
1.One real man The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom bro...
笑死人的中文谐音英语单词
爆笑1)：法官会“榨汁” judge，n，法官，音“榨汁”，又音“喳吱”。社会上有种说法“吃了原告，吃被告。”有些法官会“榨汗”，榨原告被告的油汁。法官喳喳吱吱时候，是在纠问式审判，现在...
It was Columbus‘ telephone number!
Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451-1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir? Little Rose: I can t...
