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What if Jonah went to Hell?如果约拿到地狱呢-乐悠悠

What if Jonah went to Hell?如果约拿到地狱呢

  1.A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.   The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it was a ve...
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Super power line 超级电线-乐悠悠

Super power line 超级电线

Super power line During the recent blackout in New York city, my sister’s phone at the ferry company kept ringing as people inquired about service. One caller asked if the ferry w...
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mental deficiency 智力缺陷-乐悠悠

mental deficiency 智力缺陷

mental deficiency   'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' Bob asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?' 'Nothing is easier,' he rep...
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英语小笑话:摩西和耶稣-乐悠悠

英语小笑话:摩西和耶稣

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wander...
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Why are the hens legs so short 为什么母鸡的腿那么短-乐悠悠

Why are the hens legs so short 为什么母鸡的腿那么短

1. Son:'Why are the hen‘s legs so short?' Dad:'You are a fool. If the hen‘s legs were too long, wouldn‘t they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?'   翻译: 儿子:“...
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It was Columbus‘ telephone number!-乐悠悠

It was Columbus‘ telephone number!

  Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451-1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir? Little Rose: I can t...
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WHAT‘S THE TIME 现在几点了?-乐悠悠

WHAT‘S THE TIME 现在几点了?

1.WHAT‘S THE TIME The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn‘t figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, 'Start singing very loud.' 'How wi...
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The King‘s Brother 国王的兄弟-乐悠悠

The King‘s Brother 国王的兄弟

1.The King‘s Brother    A poor man, presenting himself before the King of Spain,asked his charity, telling him that he was his brother. Theking desiring to know how ...
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Nearing the end 临死之时-乐悠悠

Nearing the end 临死之时

1.Nearing the end, Stanislaw is surrounded by loved ones. As the final moment approaches, he gathers all his strength and whispers, 'I must tell you my greatest secret.' His family...
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I painted the vase 我漆了花瓶-乐悠悠

I painted the vase 我漆了花瓶

 1.I painted the vase A wealthy matron(主妇,保姆) is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several ...
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