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Im writing a letter to myself 我在给自己写信
1. Milly:'What are you doing?' Molly:'I‘m writing a letter to myself.' Milly:'What does it say?' Molly:'How do I know? I won‘t get it till tomorrow.' 翻译: 米丽：“你在做什么？”...
The Target 靶子
1.The Target My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detecto...
英语小笑话：摩西和耶稣
A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wander...
Why are the hens legs so short 为什么母鸡的腿那么短
１. Son:'Why are the hen‘s legs so short?' Dad:'You are a fool. If the hen‘s legs were too long, wouldn‘t they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?' 翻译： 儿子：“...
It was Columbus‘ telephone number!
Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451-1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir? Little Rose: I can t...
WHAT‘S THE TIME 现在几点了?
1.WHAT‘S THE TIME The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn‘t figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, 'Start singing very loud.' 'How wi...
Nearing the end 临死之时
1.Nearing the end, Stanislaw is surrounded by loved ones. As the final moment approaches, he gathers all his strength and whispers, 'I must tell you my greatest secret.' His family...
why do you always get so dirty 为什么你总那么脏呢
1.Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? Glen: Well, I‘m a lot closer to the ground than you are. 翻译： 老师：格林，为什么你总那么脏呢？ 格林：我离地比你近啊……...
I painted the vase 我漆了花瓶
1.I painted the vase A wealthy matron（主妇，保姆） is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several ...
Super power line 超级电线
Super power line During the recent blackout in New York city, my sister’s phone at the ferry company kept ringing as people inquired about service. One caller asked if the ferry w...
