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Englishman 一个英国人
Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Engli...
I can not see it at all 我根本就看不见
After supper, the parents were busy playing Mar-Jang with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, 'Honey, go see if the ...
Mushroom and Toadstool 蘑菇与毒蕈
1.Mushroom and Toadstool Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool(毒菌) ? Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up ...
Its not that 不是那样的
1.Its not that A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet. B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella. A: No, it wasn‘t raining. 翻译: 不是那样的 A:我看见7个...
I am a Busy Man 我是个忙人
1.I am a Busy Man I am a Busy Man One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:' There are birds‘ eggs on that tree. Won‘t you get them fo...
6个英语小笑话,轻松学习
Wear Socks 穿袜子 Mum: Look at your socks. One is short, the other is long. You must have put on the wrong ones. Xiaodong: I am not wrong. I look at there others&nbs...
A Gentle Reminder 委婉提醒
Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table ...
He Swore to Die 他曾发誓要死
1.He Swore to Die If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die. She refused him. Sixty years later, he died. 翻译: 他曾发誓要死 如果你不答应嫁给我,他发誓,我就要去死...
A Girl‘s Name 女孩的名字
1.A Girl‘s Name When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late(已故的) father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine(男性的) . ...
Give a wrong hospitality 献错殷勤
Give a wrong hospitality At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned ...