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Dress accordingly 看情况穿衣-乐悠悠

Dress accordingly 看情况穿衣

Dress accordingly My colleagues and I recently received this e-mail from the facilities department: “Due to construction, your office may be either cooler or warmer than usual o...
9年前
0710
roast pig  烤乳猪-乐悠悠

roast pig 烤乳猪

1.roast pig A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:'Not bad, I am next to the pig.' But then h...
9年前
0740
Bosss idea 老板的主意-乐悠悠

Bosss idea 老板的主意

1.Bosss idea     When my printer‘s type began to go faint, I called a repair shop where a friendly man told me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Becau...
9年前
0690
a stingy guy 一个吝啬的家伙-乐悠悠

a stingy guy 一个吝啬的家伙

Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town. 'Let’s go to the fair, Matt,' his wife said. 'We hav...
9年前
0790
I‘m the groom 我就是新郎-乐悠悠

I‘m the groom 我就是新郎

      1.I‘m the groom   A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. 'But officer,' the man said, 'I can explain.''Just be quiet,' snapped the ...
9年前
0720
Napoleon was ill 拿破仑病了-乐悠悠

Napoleon was ill 拿破仑病了

Napoleon was ill Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he ...
9年前
0740
cold and  chaude 冷与热-乐悠悠

cold and chaude 冷与热

 cold and  chaude   A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. 'This is an outrage,' he complained. 'The faucet marked C gave me boi...
9年前
0710
Pretend Doctor 假医生-乐悠悠

Pretend Doctor 假医生

Pretend Doctor For several years, my job was to answer all viewer phone calls and mail concerning the daytime television soap operas our company produced. One day a woman called wa...
9年前
0790
Back Up Two Miles 退后两英里-乐悠悠

Back Up Two Miles 退后两英里

Back Up Two Miles   A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either...
9年前
0820
Express mail 快递-乐悠悠

Express mail 快递

Express mail  After my wife landed a coveted job offer from DHL, we went out of town to celebrate. While on our trip, she was contacted by the company‘s human resources dep...
9年前
0740