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The Fish Net 鱼网
The Fish Net 'Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?' 'A lot of little holes tied together with strin...
有创意 Thats Creative
That‘s Creative Being the office supervisor, I had to have a word with a new employee who never arrived at work on time. I explained that her tardiness was una...
Just want to take a day off 想请一天假
Just want to take a day off A big challenge of running a small business is dealing with employees‘ requests for time off. One morning an employee said, 'I need to leave early tomo...
I am a Busy Man 我是个忙人
1.I am a Busy Man I am a Busy Man One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:' There are birds‘ eggs on that tree. Won‘t you get them fo...
Dress accordingly 看情况穿衣
Dress accordingly My colleagues and I recently received this e-mail from the facilities department: “Due to construction, your office may be either cooler or warmer than usual o...
roast pig 烤乳猪
1.roast pig A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:'Not bad, I am next to the pig.' But then h...
Bosss idea 老板的主意
1.Bosss idea When my printer‘s type began to go faint, I called a repair shop where a friendly man told me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Becau...
Way of Inducing 招客有方
1.Way of Inducing At the cleaner‘s, I noticed the sign 'In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m. ' so I told the owner that I wanted to pick my clothing up at five. 'it won‘t be ...
All Right 没关系
1.All Right Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. Uh-oh, I said, realizing my mistake. I just make an illeg...
Jesus‘s Telly 耶稣的电视机
Jesus‘s Telly A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The mana...