英语笑话共190篇 第6页
The Fish Net  鱼网-乐悠悠

The Fish Net 鱼网

The Fish Net        'Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?'        'A lot of little holes tied together with strin...
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有创意 Thats Creative-乐悠悠

有创意 Thats Creative

 That‘s Creative     Being the office supervisor, I had to have a word with a new employee who never arrived at work on time. I explained that her tardiness was una...
8年前
0680
Just want to take a day off 想请一天假-乐悠悠

Just want to take a day off 想请一天假

Just want to take a day off A big challenge of running a small business is dealing with employees‘ requests for time off. One morning an employee said, 'I need to leave early tomo...
8年前
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I am a Busy Man 我是个忙人-乐悠悠

I am a Busy Man 我是个忙人

1.I am a Busy Man   I am a Busy Man One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:' There are birds‘ eggs on that tree. Won‘t you get them fo...
8年前
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Dress accordingly 看情况穿衣-乐悠悠

Dress accordingly 看情况穿衣

Dress accordingly My colleagues and I recently received this e-mail from the facilities department: “Due to construction, your office may be either cooler or warmer than usual o...
8年前
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roast pig  烤乳猪-乐悠悠

roast pig 烤乳猪

1.roast pig A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:'Not bad, I am next to the pig.' But then h...
8年前
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Bosss idea 老板的主意-乐悠悠

Bosss idea 老板的主意

1.Bosss idea     When my printer‘s type began to go faint, I called a repair shop where a friendly man told me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Becau...
8年前
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Way of Inducing  招客有方-乐悠悠

Way of Inducing 招客有方

  1.Way of Inducing At the cleaner‘s, I noticed the sign 'In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m. ' so I told the owner that I wanted to pick my clothing up at five. 'it won‘t be ...
8年前
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All Right 没关系-乐悠悠

All Right 没关系

  1.All Right Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. Uh-oh, I said, realizing my mistake. I just make an illeg...
8年前
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Jesus‘s Telly 耶稣的电视机-乐悠悠

Jesus‘s Telly 耶稣的电视机

Jesus‘s Telly A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The mana...
8年前
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