1.A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.   The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it was a ve...

  1.An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the...

1、The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and one woman. For the final te...

1.'Are you sure it doesn‘t scream, yell, or swear?' asked the preacher. 'Oh absolutely. He‘s a religious parrot,' the storekeeper assures him. 'Do you see those strings on his le...

1.The Effectiveness of Advertisement   Some businessmen were talking about advertising on TV excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, every one had his point of vie...

1.Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was ...

When Tom was lining up at the check-out of a supermarket,a big fat guy behind me looked at my handcart and said:' You are buying so many edibles.' Tom: 'Yeah,and you‘re buying man...

In the air Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town. 'Let‘s go to the fair, Matt,' his wife sa...

★、Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃? 答：He‘s making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。 ★、What‘s the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么? ...

雷人的山寨翻译，完全“中国特色”的搞笑译法 说句心里话 say a word in heart 说句心里话 say a word in heart 我也想家 I think my home too 家中的老妈妈已是满头白发 often...